|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in
|
18.50 |
20.51 |
22.24 |
24.02 |
25.25 |
26.73 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.49 |
30.98 |
32.25 |
32.99 |
33.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
The wallet stays in the pocket. 💸🚫
Warn your friends before the bill comes with the "100% Maceta" T-Shirt. This tee is the official uniform for the Boricua who has "crocodile arms" (too short to reach their wallet). Featuring a clean, tropical design that makes being frugal look fashionable.
Wear it to the bar so everyone knows: "I'm here for the vibes, not to pay the tab."
Why it’s a smart buy:
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The Message: Honest, hilarious, and unapologetic.
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The Look: A surprisingly stylish design for a guy who hates spending cash.
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The Fabric: Durable cotton (so you don't have to buy another one for 10 years).
Light, confident, and a little playful — this tee wears like a hometown anthem. Soft, mid-weight cotton and a clean regular fit make it comfortable all day, whether you’re out running errands, catching up with friends, or heading to a local festival. The bold hand-lettered script and tropical accents read like pride and memory: familiar, sun-warmed, and ready to travel with you. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as a signature piece that says where you belong without shouting.
Wear it to community gatherings, casual weekend hangs, or local holidays that celebrate roots and rhythm. The shirt keeps its shape through washes and wear thanks to reinforced side seams and neck tape, while the ribbed collar flexes and returns so the silhouette stays crisp. Sizes run true, and the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck comfortable for all-day wear.
Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors; heather blends include viscose for soft drape
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) balances durability and breathability
- Side seams and neck/shoulder tape preserve fit and structure over time
- Ribbed knit collar built to retain shape; regular fit that runs true to size
- DTF inner neck label option and tear-away label for comfort and clean finish
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
